Oh, Naomi. Don't be so distraught.The tabloids love you, we love you (even though you're a bitch) and camera definitely loves you. Noone rocks a sequined mermaid backless dress like you do (except for maybe Kate, but she's losing her touch these days).
Way to make a comeback, you have my heartiest congratulations.
ps. Although this was my favourite picture, I especially the one with Naomi in sweats, holding a hot dog up to her mouth. We just know she rinsed her mouth after to get that nasty proletarian smell out.
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I think I just decided that I'm going to be Naomi next Halloween. I'll get all dressed up in expensive[meaning fake] furs and a really fabulous dress and throw plastic cell phones[probably bought from the dollar tree] at people. Seriously, I read this and that's exactly what I thought of doing.
Ha Ha Ha!!!:-) That is just too funny. It sort of reads like it can be a skit on Saturday Night Live :-)
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